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WHY BRANDED ALIEN?

• DTC Experience - Immersed in the unique daily challenges of DTC business and partners with small internal teams to solve them. 

• Agency Background - Worked with dozens of DTC companies as well as enterprise institutions like AAA, Toyota, and Houston Airports.

• Creative Writing - Accepted as one of four into UofSC’s fully-funded MFA program for creative writing. Published over thirty creative works across magazines, journals, and anthologies. My debut novel DISCO MURDER CITY was released by Maudlin House in 2025. 

• No AI - Human-made with an alien mindset, helping to ensure your content is copyright and SEO-friendly. 

• Flat Rates - Project pricing individually tailored to your brand. No guesswork. No watching the clock. No surprises.